Cure: Get into a horrible accident and suffer major head trauma. You should forget quite a bit by then.
Symptoms: Consistently stealing other people's sweetrolls, preferably ones owned by guards.
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Drembovul February 8, 2018 |
Cure: Get into a horrible accident and suffer major head trauma. You should forget quite a bit by then.
Symptoms: Consistently stealing other people's sweetrolls, preferably ones owned by guards. |
Cure: Get into a horrible accident and suffer major head trauma. You should forget quite a bit by then.
Symptoms: Consistently stealing other people's sweetrolls, preferably ones owned by guards.
NinJack11 March 15, 2018 |
Cure: Go to jail and get whipped with your intestines 8 days a week. Symptoms: Almost becoming a good person. (COMIC SANS) |
Cure: Go to jail and get whipped with your intestines 8 days a week.
Symptoms: Almost becoming a good person.
(COMIC SANS)
OED Kaldmit March 15, 2018 |
Cure: Get eaten alive by an Oblivion Execution Dragon. Symptoms: Can't stop feeling like I have dragon parts. |
Cure: Get eaten alive by an Oblivion Execution Dragon.
Symptoms: Can't stop feeling like I have dragon parts.
Hahdremro March 15, 2018 |
Cure: Swap bodies with a dragon. Symptoms: Getting hunted by the Dovahkiin. |
Cure: Swap bodies with a dragon.
Symptoms: Getting hunted by the Dovahkiin.
Drembovul March 15, 2018 |
Cure: Toggle God Mode and destroy him.
Symptoms: Stuck in a corrupted Apocrypha. Miiraak is ranting about something in Belethor's voice. |
Cure: Toggle God Mode and destroy him.
Symptoms: Stuck in a corrupted Apocrypha. Miiraak is ranting about something in Belethor's voice.
OED Kaldmit March 15, 2018 |
Cure: Decapitate miraak Symptoms: always farting silently and it smells really bad |
Cure: Decapitate miraak
Symptoms: always farting silently and it smells really bad
Kronvullok March 15, 2018 |
Cure: Become a ninja and learn to focus your newfound power Symptoms: Fruit turns your skin funny colours |
OED Kaldmit March 15, 2018 |
Cure: Eat candy Symptoms: sets big piles of wood on fire |
Cure: Eat candy
Symptoms: sets big piles of wood on fire
Drembovul March 16, 2018 |
Cure: Come almost to the point of drowning on Neptune's North Pole. Almost.
Symptoms: Able to see vivid pictures of things I can indeed explain. I don't want that. |
Cure: Come almost to the point of drowning on Neptune's North Pole. Almost.
Symptoms: Able to see vivid pictures of things I can indeed explain. I don't want that.
Hahdremro March 16, 2018 |
Cure: Use mind bleach to purge the terrifing thoughts from your brain. Or, embrace the insanity. I've found that both methods work effectively. Symptoms: Being the last human being on the planet. |
Cure: Use mind bleach to purge the terrifing thoughts from your brain. Or, embrace the insanity. I've found that both methods work effectively.
Symptoms: Being the last human being on the planet.
OED Kaldmit March 16, 2018 |
Cure: BURN, BABY, BURN! Symptoms: Can't stop making "Supernatural" references |
Cure: BURN, BABY, BURN!
Symptoms: Can't stop making "Supernatural" references
Drembovul March 19, 2018 |
Cure: Cancel your Netflix subscription.
Symptoms: Drawing pentagrams everywhere. I have no intent of protection; I just do it. |
Cure: Cancel your Netflix subscription.
Symptoms: Drawing pentagrams everywhere. I have no intent of protection; I just do it.
Hahdremro March 19, 2018 |
Cure: Draw smiley faces in each pentagram to make it look friendlier. Symptoms: Blood turning purple, can't articulate the letter "q," one tooth is growing too long. |
Cure: Draw smiley faces in each pentagram to make it look friendlier.
Symptoms: Blood turning purple, can't articulate the letter "q," one tooth is growing too long.
Kronvullok March 20, 2018 |
Cure: Avoid posting 3 times in a row. Symptoms: Your clothes are now too big. So is your house. And... your bed. Oh gawd, you're shrinking! |
Drembovul March 22, 2018 |
Cure: Go to Wonderland so you'll fit in.
Symptoms: Excessive violent shrieking inside my head. Followed by getting random papercuts. |
Cure: Go to Wonderland so you'll fit in.
Symptoms: Excessive violent shrieking inside my head. Followed by getting random papercuts.
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