Cure: turn into a dragon and fly everywhere

Symptoms: wishing i could turn into a dragon to proove kids at school wrong

Cure:Kill all of the kids then you dont have to prove them wrong.

Symptoms: I can´t stop listening to a awsome song.

Cure: Listen to the worst song in the world

Symtoms: Always forgets umbrella when it rains so i get drenched

Cure: never leave yore house, have the military send you a care package every week.

Symptoms: Can´t stop playing the ¨Find a Cure¨ game.

Cure: Watch all 12 seasons of Supernatural in one sitting

Symptoms: Can't get my fleece jacket to dry

Cure: Put it in the dryer and make it as hot as you can, then set the dryer on fire.

Symptoms: see´s spiders bigger than my head all over the world.

Cure: Stay indoors for the rest of your life

Symptoms: Gets burned every time i touch silver

Cure: Destroy all silver left in the world and become the new queen of the supernatral.

Symptoms: Eddie Murphy wont stop following me and I can´t shoot him becaus if i have a gun he turns invisible, but i can still feel him staring at me, like now.

Cure: Throw a throwing knife at him and book it in the opposite direction

Symptoms: Can't stop feeling like someone is watching me

Cure:Put your self in a doorless, windowless, camraless room and stay there for the end of time.

Symptoms: I am Eddie Murphy

Cure: Embrace it

Symptoms: Can't stop remebering my time in Oblivion

Cure: Play Skyblivion way too much once it's finally finished.

Symptoms: A simple casting of the spell Oakflesh went horribly awry, and now my limbs have turned into tree branches and there's a squirrel living in my hair.

Cure: Make do with your life and friend the squrriel.

Syptoms: Im on fire constantly.

Cure: Embrace the power of fire

Symptoms: Like to build huge bonfires that make the surounding fires look like candle light

Cure: Never start a fire again in your eternal life. Worship ice, frost, and cold as the true power, as in the end, when the heat death of the universe finally comes, the frozen vastness of the void will be all that is left. Only immortal beings will be left to witness it, unable to comprehend it as the temperature of everything around them reaches zero degrees Kelvin and even molecules cease their movements and photons cease their travel.

Symptoms: The last Crystal Pepsi in the world has been consumed and thus life no longer has any true meaning.