A community for the dragon language of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
 Hahdremro May 29, 2018 |
Cure: Play Fortnite instead and get verbally abused by a bunch of 8 to 12 year old trolls. Also, learn how to slow rap. Like, really slow rap. In fact, just take up Gregorian chanting instead. Symptoms: You are incapable of wearing hats, due to a set of newly grown (and completely indestructible) antlers sprouting from your scalp. |
Cure: Play Fortnite instead and get verbally abused by a bunch of 8 to 12 year old trolls. Also, learn how to slow rap. Like, really slow rap. In fact, just take up Gregorian chanting instead.
Symptoms: You are incapable of wearing hats, due to a set of newly grown (and completely indestructible) antlers sprouting from your scalp.
 Zinrahzul May 29, 2018 |
Cure: play fake dead taxidermy pranks on people through a hole in a wall. Symptoms: sprouted a tail as long as a bus. |
 Rowan June 8, 2018 |
Cure: Use a shrink ray to make the tail shorter than a bus. Symptoms: Reversed growth, extremely high pitched voice that no one can hear (except cats and dogs, I guess) |
Cure: Use a shrink ray to make the tail shorter than a bus.
Symptoms: Reversed growth, extremely high pitched voice that no one can hear (except cats and dogs, I guess)
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Hahdremro June 8, 2018 |
Cure: Bend time to minimize your backwards growth, and learn how to speak both canine and feline, to converse with the only ones who can now hear you. Symptoms: Het irstf etterl fo verye ordw si own ta het nde fo het ordw, utb nlyo henw ouy ypet. (Bonus points if you get this one. Otherwise, the symptoms are that everything you read looks like that.) |
Cure: Bend time to minimize your backwards growth, and learn how to speak both canine and feline, to converse with the only ones who can now hear you.
Symptoms: Het irstf etterl fo verye ordw si own ta het nde fo het ordw, utb nlyo henw ouy ypet.
(Bonus points if you get this one. Otherwise, the symptoms are that everything you read looks like that.)
 Kronvullok June 8, 2018 |
Cure: Type in such a way that you want the last letter to be the first letter, forcing your weird typing to make it the last letter. Symptoms: Oxygen is poisonous, but breathing normally dangerous gases doesn't hurt you. |
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Rowan June 9, 2018 |
Cure: Live in an abandoned mine full of deadly gases. Symptoms: Complete lack of coordination, severe paranoia even though no one (well, anyone alive) is around.
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Cure: Live in an abandoned mine full of deadly gases.
Symptoms: Complete lack of coordination, severe paranoia even though no one (well, anyone alive) is around.
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Hahdremro June 11, 2018 |
Cure: Hold the clumsiest exorcism in history to banish the spirits that are definitely, undoubtedly spying on you right now. Just try not to trip over the incantations or you might accidentally summon something even worse. Symptoms: Thick, rough skin; excessive height; long, thin limbs; complete paralysis; total lack of discernable facial features. |
Cure: Hold the clumsiest exorcism in history to banish the spirits that are definitely, undoubtedly spying on you right now. Just try not to trip over the incantations or you might accidentally summon something even worse.
Symptoms: Thick, rough skin; excessive height; long, thin limbs; complete paralysis; total lack of discernable facial features.
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Rowan June 11, 2018 |
Cure: Stay where you are and wait until someone comes along. If symptoms persist, start yelling as loud as you can for help. Symptoms: Symptoms persisted. Now everything is numb (Except the throat, which feels like it’s on fire). |
Cure: Stay where you are and wait until someone comes along. If symptoms persist, start yelling as loud as you can for help.
Symptoms: Symptoms persisted. Now everything is numb (Except the throat, which feels like it’s on fire).
 Johnnar August 12, 2018 |
Cure: warm bubble bath while listening to goats bleating. Symptoms: severe nasal discharge and flatulence |
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Kronvullok August 13, 2018 |
Cure: None. You're doomed. Symptoms: You have morphed into a pastel coloured equine with a tattoo on your butt. |
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Johnnar August 20, 2018 |
Cure: go to the nearest tattoo removal clinic , have the operation while tapdancing as you balance an assorted fruits on your head. Symptoms: compulsive dancing at inappropriate places and inability to speak more than three words at a time unless shouting. |
 [deleted] September 22, 2018 |
Cure: Go on live television and yell Wabbajack at the top of your lungs until you are taken away. Symptoms: Inability to move any fingers but the middle finger on your less dominant hand and the need for Netflix Bingewatching drowning out all other thoughts. |
 Shezzarine November 6, 2018 |
Cure: Morph into a giant and send Nazeem to the cloud district, cackling madly the whole time. Symptoms: A irrepressible desire to send Nazeem to the cloud district. |
Cure: Morph into a giant and send Nazeem to the cloud district, cackling madly the whole time.
Symptoms: A irrepressible desire to send Nazeem to the cloud district.
 Sonaak Kroinlah November 7, 2018 |
Cure: cognitive behavioral therapy to find the root of your desire and develop coping mechanisms. Medication in the form of giants toes may also be helpful. Symptoms: Paranoia and delusions that you're actually being controlled by an all powerful god and everyone around you is a robot. |
Cure: cognitive behavioral therapy to find the root of your desire and develop coping mechanisms. Medication in the form of giants toes may also be helpful.
Symptoms: Paranoia and delusions that you're actually being controlled by an all powerful god and everyone around you is a robot.
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