Here's how it works: someone comes up with a list of symptoms that are ailing them.  They can be as far-fetched as you want.  The next person has to find a cure or remedy for the symptoms and then list their own symptoms for someone else to cure.

For example:

Symptoms: muscle aches, mild warts, and hair loss.

Cure: Stand on your head for one hour while singing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb."

I'll start.

Symptoms: nosebleeds, involuntary spasms, and amnesia.

(Ah, this could be fun!)

Cure: sing the next song you hear as loud as possible.

Symptoms: spontaneous dancing and glowing eyes.

Cure: Run through a crowd of people as fast as you can while closing your eyes.

Symptoms: Enlarged feet and mushrooms growing from ears.

Cure: Use a warhammer to break both your legs, grind them up into a stew. you can drink it to cure your ears.

Symptoms: an airhead, bleeding through the mouth, nose, ears and eyes.

Cure: Hug A bear then drink its blood.

Symptoms: Craving Cheese, Screaming, Random Dancing and Inability to Spell.

?Hi der.

Cure: Count your toes seven times while humming Beethoven.

Symptoms: Incessant babbling, unfocused eyes, and no friends.

Cure:  wash your toes in cold water.

Sympoms: can't stop humming Beethoven. :)

Cure: Listen to your favorite song for twenty minutes (unless that song is Beethoven).

Symptoms: Out of touch with gravity.

Cure: Go to prison.

Symptoms: Repeatedly crashing  into telephone poles with a semi.

Cure: Get an axe or sledgehammer, destroy anyone who stands in your way and take the bruising like a man.

Symptoms: Flesh decays.

Cure: Sprinkle holy water on any decayed flesh while chanting "I am not a zombie."

Symptoms: Lack of good judgment and conflicting religious ideas.

Cure: Drink water from the far side of the glass while holding your breath.

Symptoms: Not able to find a job.

Cure: Start your own business.

Symptoms: Split personality, talking to trees, and night vision.