Give your favorite Skyrim-related joke, or provide a link to the meme. New jokes are preferred, if you can come up with one. Keep it clean, and NO arrow to the knee jokes. (Unless they're REALLY funny.)
Moorus Dovah...
 Mulhahlor April 22, 2014 |
Give your favorite Skyrim-related joke, or provide a link to the meme. New jokes are preferred, if you can come up with one. Keep it clean, and NO arrow to the knee jokes. (Unless they're REALLY funny.) |
by Mulhahlor
April 22, 2014
 Dahminnaalrah May 2, 2014 |
Sorry I don't know any, but... LISTEN TO MULHAHLOR, NO ARROW IN THE KNEE!!! (Sorry I don't know any, Mulhahlor) |
by Dahminnaalrah
May 2, 2014
Sorry I don't know any, but... LISTEN TO MULHAHLOR, NO ARROW IN THE KNEE!!! (Sorry I don't know any, Mulhahlor)
 Mahlaansaviik May 4, 2014 |
This meme http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a1/f3/94/a1f394392fe4961fcbfab909e30b74d9.jpg "Yes.. Funny.. Back when I was a little girl in France, we used to pick pretty daisies. The boys from the village would whisper my name, 'Balgruuf!' 'Oh Balgruuf!'" |
by Mahlaansaviik
May 4, 2014
This meme http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a1/f3/94/a1f394392fe4961fcbfab909e30b74d9.jpg
"Yes.. Funny.. Back when I was a little girl in France, we used to pick pretty daisies. The boys from the village would whisper my name, 'Balgruuf!' 'Oh Balgruuf!'"
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Mulhahlor May 5, 2014 |
I don't know if it's very funny at all, as I made it up, but here goes... "That chick from Frozen said that the cold doesn't bother her? A Nord says 'Get in line.'" ...If you don't know about a Nord's resistance, that doesn't make much sense, but there. |
by Mulhahlor
May 5, 2014
I don't know if it's very funny at all, as I made it up, but here goes...
"That chick from Frozen said that the cold doesn't bother her? A Nord says 'Get in line.'"
...If you don't know about a Nord's resistance, that doesn't make much sense, but there.
 lorstiilduslom May 18, 2014 |
"I used to be ladiesman like you, but then i took Skyrim to the knee" |
by lorstiilduslom
May 18, 2014
"I used to be ladiesman like you, but then i took Skyrim to the knee"
 Sahkrahfaas May 19, 2014 |
Mahlaansaviik Was that from mans1ay3r's gamer poop videos? I've watched that XD |
by Sahkrahfaas
May 19, 2014
Mahlaansaviik"Yes.. Funny.. Back when I was a little girl in France, we used to pick pretty daisies. The boys from the village would whisper my name, 'Balgruuf!' 'Oh Balgruuf!'"
Was that from mans1ay3r's gamer poop videos? I've watched that XD
 [deleted] May 28, 2014 |
I have 2 jokes. Woman attacks me. I attack her. She kills me, and says, "Is everything alright?" Here's my second joke "I used to be an adventurer like you... until I broke 37 lockpicks on a master locked chest and all I got was 2 gold and a potato." |
by [deleted]
May 28, 2014
I have 2 jokes.
Woman attacks me. I attack her. She kills me, and says, "Is everything alright?"
Here's my second joke
"I used to be an adventurer like you... until I broke 37 lockpicks on a master locked chest and all I got was 2 gold and a potato."
Woman attacks me. I attack her. She kills me, and says, "Is everything alright?"
Here's my second joke
"I used to be an adventurer like you... until I broke 37 lockpicks on a master locked chest and all I got was 2 gold and a potato."
 BanditNation May 29, 2014 |
Why are there Master locked chests with draaf loot in them? Whoever locked those is a MORON. |
by BanditNation
May 29, 2014
Why are there Master locked chests with draaf loot in them? Whoever locked those is a MORON.
 Mulqoreyn June 2, 2014 |
Hey, you see the glich where dragons fly backward? I think there is a youtube vid on it, It's funny to watch it try to breath fire. |
by Mulqoreyn
June 2, 2014
Hey, you see the glich where dragons fly backward? I think there is a youtube vid on it, It's funny to watch it try to breath fire.
 Kein Drog June 5, 2014 |
Dillon lol nice 1 |
by Kein Drog
June 5, 2014
Dillon
I have 2 jokes. Woman attacks me. I attack her. She kills me, and says, "Is everything alright?" Here's my second joke "I used to be an adventurer like you... until I broke 37 lockpicks on a master locked chest and all I got was 2 gold and a potato."
lol nice 1
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Kein Drog June 5, 2014 |
once a death war lord draugr found a a dwemer grenade and wanted 2 kill a hall full of elves with it, then he threw the greneade and killed every1 b4 it blew up |
by Kein Drog
June 5, 2014
once a death war lord draugr found a a dwemer grenade and wanted 2 kill a hall full of elves with it, then he threw the greneade and killed every1 b4 it blew up
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Mulqoreyn June 6, 2014 |
I used to be in the Thieves Guild until i cursed out the guildmasters wife, then she filed for divorce and i lost everything. |
by Mulqoreyn
June 6, 2014
I used to be in the Thieves Guild until i cursed out the guildmasters wife, then she filed for divorce and i lost everything.
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valromar June 6, 2014 |
lorstiilduslom this is still technically an "arrow to the knee" joke |
by valromar
June 6, 2014
lorstiilduslom"I used to be ladiesman like you, but then i took Skyrim to the knee"
this is still technically an "arrow to the knee" joke
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valromar June 6, 2014 |
I have seen a Nord and a Breton with a child they said was their biological son but what gets me is that the child was a female Dark Elf. |
by valromar
June 6, 2014
I have seen a Nord and a Breton with a child they said was their biological son but what gets me is that the child was a female Dark Elf.
 KhagraTheJester January 29, 2015 |
Dillon True though like crap |
by KhagraTheJester
January 29, 2015
Dillon
I have 2 jokes. Woman attacks me. I attack her. She kills me, and says, "Is everything alright?" Here's my second joke "I used to be an adventurer like you... until I broke 37 lockpicks on a master locked chest and all I got was 2 gold and a potato."
True though like crap
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