Yep. There are rules.

Rules:

Post multiple times!

Sadly, no offensive jokes. Replace all 'Yo Mama' jokes with just 'You are so...' Perhaps I will make a focus on racist jokes or something similar.

I will say different focuses. It may be puns, knock knock jokes, or something similar! Stay with the focus!

This is a totalitarian thread. I say what goes and what doesn't.

Have fun and make sure others do, too!

Yes! now I can use those crappy joke books I bought for no reason.

How about....

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Why is it called tourist season if you can't shoot em?

Did you hear about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw?

There's two things you need to know about me: I'm an astronaut, and I am also a chronic lier.

I like the second one.

What do call a magic owl? HOOdini!

Focus: Cheesy and Corny Jokes

I think I'll wait for morbid/cruel jokes to come in. *rubs hands, while laughing maniacally*

epic AKH

Focus: Cheesy and Corny Jokes

I got a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. Quick question: Are dirty jokes allowed?

Only if the focus is on dirty jokes, which probably won't happen soon. I have a rule on it.

How many fingers does a dragonborn man have????? 4 fingers and a thu'um.  :)

I know it's cheesy! But I feel grate!

Joke one :"Waiter,will my pizza be long?"     "No,sir, it'll be round."

Joke 2: "Wanna hear a pizza joke?"     "No, it'll be cheesy."

Joke 3: I need a life :D

@Vokun You do know the focus is cheesy jokes . . .

Okay knock, knock. 

Who's there?

Apple guessoms.

Apple guessoms who?

Apple guessoms gonna get you!