Banned for being a grammer Nazi who is also a regular Nazi. Geez, you Nazi. 

Banned for being disrespectful and untasteful to a jewish person.

(Jk, I'm not actually jewish, but I am half-german, sooo... Oh shit that just proves your point even more. Dammit)

Banned for capitalizing hammer at the end of a sentence.

banned for not sharing the last cookie with me  and instead letting someone take it! sharing is caring man.

Banned for wanting others to share cookies.

Banned for stealing my cookies and not knowing I laced them with meth. Geez bro, you're gonna be feeling that for days. 

Banned for... wait, I forgot what we're doing here! Dude, look at all these pretty colors man! Whooo!

Banned for using my meth in my cookies and then not letting me eat them.

Banned for using drugs. (They are not good for you!)

banned for using a weird font.

Banned for not using a Weird font.

Banned for banning another based on font.

Banned for contesting my authotity. 

banned for thinking your better than us

Banned for not realizing I am better.