Banned for having a bithday instead of just metamorphing into existince. 

Banned for being Birthday-ist. That's a word! Racist against birthdays! That's a word.

(At least, it is now)

Banned for not being birthdayist.

banned for not trying to get paarthurnax to post on this thread.

Banned for using complicated words! Absolutely blasphemous, I say!

Banned for all those dead skeevers and wolves I found in your basement. 

Banned for going through my basement, ya creep

Banned for asking too many questions. 

Banned for not asking enough questions. Did you take the last cookie from my cookie jar? I mean if you found their basement, did you find my things?

Banned for assuming he took the Cookie.

On a totally unrelated note, your cookies are delicious!

Banned for actually taking my cookies. *insert arnold voice here* PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW! Who told you you could eat MY cookies?!?

Banned for rightfully banning an Arnold Imposter without using the ban hamer. 

Banned for misspelling Hammer. It's with two M's, IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!