And he is very unsuccessful.

No one can end Jarl Ballin'. Not until they subsrcibe to Manslay3r and draw him like one of their French girls. 

:\ EMOJiS. The subject reality of the internet. I would kill for the honor of having my own emoji.

I like to make everyone midgets using commands and then run around killing midgets. The closest thing to children without mods.

Something about little midget guards spewing out dank memes makes me laugh, but I just can't for the life of me figure out why.

Well, I just went on me first werewolf killing spree in Whiterun, and I was laughing hysterically the whole time. Seems like something is wrong with me.

Watching their little midget bodies flying so high into the air... it's magical.

Fus Ro Dah them off a cliff.

I did that to Lil' Jarl Ballin' on his precious Castle Balcony.

Good. Now go Fus Ro Dah Irileth for me.

Her tiny corpse lies on the arches of the great hall.

Yay!

[mu los vokul vonik sunvaar]

Please post in English or Dovahzul. Not really good with the runes, so please don't.

i dont do these. im too nice. i even try to let bandits live. if their attacks hit me then they are dead but if not eh. theyll live.

You're such a good soul... If I found an NPC that nice I would nominate him for president of my fan club.