Not ver y good with lore.

I usually am pretty educated about what I talk about. Usually.

Same.

Uh... *Pulls javelin out of knee* aren't these supposed to be arrows? And whats with the werewolfiness? And the hot oil? *Yoda voice* Understand, Ma'iq does not, shout, ma'iq can!

Yes!

Guard: Now then... (Humming)... (Hears a loud howl)... WEREWOLF INCOM-(Dead) 

Werewolf: Where? (Proceeds to feast on the guard) Oh, me. Sorry. (Walks away) Why the hot oil? Whatever.

Ma'iq: Ma'iq wonders what is going here. Ma'iq says hello there wolf... Wait... Ma'iq runs!

Werewolf: CAT! GET IT!

Ma'iq then proceeds to take a javelin to knee

Ma'iq: Ma'iq says get back! FUS!

Werewolf: Fus only makes someone stumble. GET THE CAT!

Werewolf then proceeds to feast.

Werewolf: Cat tastes good! I wonder if there any more. (Sniffs the air) (Eyes widen) CAT! ANOTHER ONE! 

Then the province blows up from too many cats. THE END

Ta-Da!

(Quote) Don't just stand there. Applaud!

ClapClapClap nervous laugh please don't eat me...

Are you Claptrap now? Sounds like one of his quotes.

Minion! What are you doing!

*Shudder! 

The memories! Oh god stop! Make it stop! AHHHH

Indeed.

However, I'll never stop!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(+O * infite)

Nid...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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Basically, yeah...