Banned for being the first to post in a new month

Banned for starting a New Page

Banned for banning yerself

Banned for using "yerself" over "yourself"

banned for assuming im not scottish

Banned for not capitalizing anything, and apologies for the assumption

Banned fur expecting? an sassenach jimmy 

Banned for assuming I can understand that, with apologies

Banned for still being on this site in 2023

Banned for also being here

Banned for banning someone for something that you do as well

Banned cuz touché

Banned for using a character that's not on a standard keyboard.

Banned cuz i was feeling fancy