Banned for being depressing

Banned for assuming the word sad is depressing

Banned for being fair

Banned for assuming i'm part of the fairer sex

Banned for you being you

Banned for making me wait for a response even though you probably can't control that.

Banned for being blunt

Banned for assuming I was anything but blunt

Banned for being confusing

Banned for calling be confusing when I speak in english. (I can speak in mandarin if you'd prefer)

Banned for assuming i don't have a translator

Banned for assuming i was intending you to understand it

Banned for assuming that i can't understand it

Banned for using a non-capitalized I

Banned cuz fair