Banned for not getting a tattoo!
But it's okay, I'm Christian and my dad's Christian but he has tattoos all over. I'm just thinking about getting a dragon done on my back.

Banned for... uh... um... this is taking me a while... uh... Banned for incorrect grammar..?

Banned for saying that that's bad grammar! I used correct grammar.... right?

Banned for questioning my banning ways!

You are banned for being always that guy I need to ban!

You are being banned for not being banned enough... ;)

It occurs to me you may not know who I am. 

Banned for not banning me! (And I have no idea who you are.)

Banned because the tattoo was just my autocorrect being hilarious. Nothing t do with my religion.

Oh.... Banned for not listening to your phone!

Banned for using four periods in an ellipsis!

Banned for being there again!

Banned for not being there.

Banned for having dirt on the sc??????????????????een!

Damn it does not work...

The site is banned for not letting me use weird symbols!

Banned for confusing me, (What were you trying to do?).