Revak Smoliin

Ewww... I mean, both are so disgusting... Umm...

Pear. With peanut-butter.

Without chewing, would you rather swallow a marble or a spider?

I'd rather swallow a spider, because 1: you never said a size, and 2: It has better nutrition value

Would you rather put a live cat up your arse, or eat 15 live snakes whole (in a row)?   

15 snakes.  You didn't specify the terms of ingestion.  I'd cook them up with lots of seasoning so that it would taste like chicken.  Mm-mm!

Would you rather jump naked into a pile of thumb-tacks or clean a dirty toilet with your tongue?

[clean a dirty toilet with my tongue]

Would you rather break you wrist or your ankle?

Ankle.  I'd still be able to play piano and type.

Would you rather fill your nose with crazy-glue or remove your eye-brows with tweezers?

I'd fill my nose with crazy-glue.

would you rather die of a sickness or of worms that crawl up through your feet?

Yuck.  Where do you come up with this stuff?

I have to pick sickness.

Would you rather kill someone you love to save hundreds of people or kill hundreds of people to save someone you love.

I'd probably kill hundreds of people to save someone I love (who's to say that I haven't? Bwahaha)

Would you rather never wear shoes again or never wear underwear again?

underwear.

Would you rather be an artist or a assassin?

Jeans without underpants.... Pfft shit... If I could find pants that are comfortable without underpants, I would rather never wear underwear again. Otherwise never shoes.

Would you rather be buried alive (and die of course), or burn to death?

Being buried alive would be more frightening, but burning would be more painful.  I guess if the fire was hot enough, it wouldn't take too long to die.

Burn to death.

Would you rather step barefoot on a spiny sea urchin or a stinging jellyfish?

Definitely a spiny urchin because it might give me some serious cuts but it's not going to electrocute me as far as I know.

Would you rather have Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton as president?  Just kidding, let's not go there.

Would you rather die in a losing war or live with the shame of deserting?

How dare you mention politics in a Would You Rather game!

I'd die with honor.

In a war zone, would you rather have a sniper, or a HMG.

HMG is Heavy Machine Gun, right?  It would depend on the situation, I guess.

HMG.

Would you rather give a speech or sing a solo, both in front of a large crowd that hates you?

Give a speech. Every politician does that. So I wouldn't be too conspicuous if I would do that.

Would you rather tell your family something you absolutely don't want them to know or your friends?

I trust my family a little more than my friends.  Family.

Would you rather die in the sinking of a ship or in an airplane crash?