*slaps across face* Dammit, Jeff, you need to let him go! Nurse! Get 50 cc's of epinephren! Doctor Ali, hold him down! I'm sorry, Jeff, but it's for your own good!
TWELVE DAYS LATER...
Jeff? Are you awake Jeff? Wuzz... goinon?
I'm sorry to say it, Jeff, but your family has disowned you and your wife has cheated on you with me forty six times. Your children have all announced themselves as gay, and all seven of your grandparents died in horrific accidents. Oh yeah, and your Viva Pinata game crashed and you lost approxiamtely four hundred and ninety one Whirlm pinata creatures. That's like, a couple days worth of play time. Without a break. Forty eight hours of unadulterated whirlm breeding. Cue 70's porn music.