Vuspaanrah

banned for having no custom profile picture

banned because i say so

Zephyr2020

banned because i say so

banned for your ability to speak

Vuspaanrah

banned for your ability to speak

Banned for listening to dagothwave 24/7

CharonTheOdd

Banned for listening to dagothwave 24/7

Banned for using numbers in your reply

FloppyDragon09

Banned for using numbers in your reply

Banned for having a loose-jointed flying reptile as your user name. 

Banned for harassing people for their usernames /j

Banned for being human. (or not human)

Banned for assuming my humanity [ruth joorre]

Banned for being a bot.

Banned for calling someone a bot when you have no proof that they are. 

Banned for nearly letting this thread die

DovahKiinZaan

Banned for nearly letting this thread die

Banned for coming late to the party

Banned for not checking the user date.

• banned for not worshipping Sheogorath
• banned for not being Dunmer
• Banned for being Thalmor
• Banned for not worshipping Talos
• Banned for not worshipping the True Tribunal
• Banned for not being bless with madness
• Banned for no reason
• Banned myself for reasons
• Banned the people who plays the Ban Game
• Banned everyone for using this site
• Banned the sane people
• Banned the insane people
• Banned random people
• Banned for reasons (check above)

Emperor of Man

• Banned because you're Batman. And Batman sucks, so you must be banned.
• Banned for supporting the US government.
• Banned for agreeing with Sarah Palin.
• Banned for no reason.
• Banned for being banned.
• Banned for liking the second-worst Elder Scrolls game: Skyrim.
• Banned for being born.
• Banned for existing.
• Banned because you ate a fig and God hate figs, for they are the fruit of sin (don't ask).
• Banned because you asked about the above statement.
• Banned because I ran out of ideas for reasons for you being banned.
• Banned because I am the Spanish Inquisition and we can do whatever we want (ah, the perks of working for the Church)
• Banned because you are banned.
• Banned for allowing me to give you so many reasons for being banned.
• Banned because you know that this post is a work in progress and you should check this regularly for maximum effect (please consult with your doctor before going ahead with this plan. Side effects may include: busting your ass laughing at my unfunny jokes, sudden death because dank memes, a random "tip-slip," and thoughts of suicide. It is a sickness you see! We will not have it!)

Banned for a lack of understanding