Banned for having a power level over 9000, and banned for let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll.

Banned for combining multiple references. 

Banned for denying my freedom to akwardly combine references.

Banned for admiting to akwardly combining references.

Banned for things and stuff, and stuff and things.

Banned for saying the same thing twice. 

Banned for being late on the banning.

banned for banning my thought proccess 

Banned because I can ban you for whatever reason I want as long as it was in your ban of the previous person.

Banned for using because in your ban without using it as a reason to ban someone.

banne for overexplaining a ban

Banned for leaving my execution at helgen.

Banned for mocking my previous life in Oblivion.