Banned for not letting her describe me the way she wants

banned because I'm hungry and about to eat a steak and cheese wrap.

Banned for bringing food in here, it's not a special occasion, like an execution.

@Vulreytholm banned for, let me guess, someone stole your sweet-roll!

Banned for joking about my duties

Banned from Cyrodiil for siding with Mehrunes Dagon instead of the people of Nirn.

Banned because I don't serve Mehrunes Dagon.

Banned because you don't serve Mehrunes Dagon

Banned because I defeated him.

Banned for being Martin Septim. Also banned for banning food, you know full well we hold executions and witch burnings alike here often with complimentary foodstuffs. I should know. Necromas was SUPPOSED to cater for my most egregious incineration although I believe he had a blimp to catch if memory serves correct.

Banned for being a lore Nazi.

Banned for being oppressive toward fond memories.

Banned for being fond of oppressive memories.

Banned for making remember my time in Oblivion.

Banned for not mentioning what lovely weather we're having today