Banned for banning without mentioning the previous ban as a reason for banning.

Banned for using "ban" so much.

Banned for Nomming without supplying food for the rest of us so we can Nom.

Banned for reminding me of my returning Wendigo-like hunger.

Banned for personification of hunger.

Banned because it was something that happened in an offline RP.

Banned for taking part in an offline roleplay.

Banned for judging my entertainment choices

Banned for making me jealous of you cuz you can watch Supernatural but I can't because my mom won't sign Netflix in.

Banned because I finished Supernatural, so I play Skyrim.

Banned for mentioning two completely different things in the same sentence. 

Self-ban for reasons unknown.

Banned for self-banning for unknown reasons.

Banned for having an avatar GIF with only three frames of animation.

Edit: Self ban for banning Yol instead of the most recent poster. Whoops!

Banned for banning me when you were obviously trying to ban Yol toor shul.