Keep thu'um and have to unequip to use magicka.

Would you rather set up an elaborate tree house deep in Black Marsh or Valenwood?

Valenwood.

Would you rather fight 10 draugr death overlords with infinite health potions or 1 draugr death overlord with only 1 health potion?

groom 15 skeevers with my tongue like i already do that daily

would you rather murder nazeem or all the evil daedra who would want to kill you and make you suffer for all of eternity

Nazeem since it would actually work. Daedra are unkillable.

Would you rather marry a hagraven or make out with a dragon?

well i am technically married to a hagraven already so marry a hag raven

would you rather eat 1000 spider eggs or 1 of the root that was used to assassinate the emperor 

sonaak i meant if you could but what ever

If I can indentify the random berries, then I would eat the berries. If it turns out to be poisonous, I can go to a doctor.

Would you ratther clip through a wall to get to the boss fight so you can just finish the quest, or actually do the gosh darn quest like an honest person? (no offense to speedrunners who do that for a time decrease)

Kronvullok
I would rather do it honestly, as I enjoy finding things. Would you rather: Try to put on a live Spriggan as if it was a full body suit OR Fight a horse whilst armed with nothing but a fork. (No magic allowed)

Definitely try to wear the Spriggan.

Would you rather have IRL with Bethesda glitches or IRL with 10 min. loading times to get from room to room?

Bethesda glitches

Would you rather drink a gallon of sleeping tree sap or eat 100 cheese wheels in one sitting?

Sleeping tree sap.

Would you rather fight Alduin with only a knife and fork or only a wooden sword? (none of these can be enchanted)

Hmm. The knife. (a very long, sharp one)

Would you rather have to work forever for Nazeem, or work forever for Heimskr?

Heimskr, he would be nicer and if i did something wrong he would probably just preach about Talos.

Would you rather work for the dark brother hood and have everybody out to get you or be a fugitive from winterhold and not have only guards after you?

Dark Brotherhood, at least you are a skilled Assassin. 

Would you rather kill Saadia, or save her?

(If you don't know who Saadia is here is this: https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Saadia)