"I like sleeping because it's a time machine to breakfast." 

That's funny, but c'mon! INSPIRE US!

I honestly don't have any wisdom in me, but I'll try. 

'When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home.'

~Tecumseh

"Live and let live." Short and sweet. But then again..."Live and let die."???

' “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. 

' "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” '

~J.R.R Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

Tolkien was a wise man.

StrunLokSingh

' “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. 

' "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” '

~J.R.R Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

(How is that even inspriational???) 

I think it is. Also, you don't need parentheses here.

‘It is not the strength of the body, but the strength of the spirit.’

~J.R.R Tolkein (he said this directly, not through a book)

(Expect a bunch of Tolkien Quotes.)

'Even the smallest person can change the course of history.'

~Lady Galadriel (J.R.R Tolkein)

YolGoraagSingh

(How is that even inspriational???) 

 

(*inspirational How is it not inspirational?)

'Deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised.'

~Aragorn, Son of Arathorn (J.R.R Tolkein)

Again, no need for parentheses here.

StrunLokSingh

'Deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised.'

~Aragorn, Son of Arathorn (J.R.R Tolkein)

Do something in real life...please