@Jordan, that's great

@Xatu, Banned for banning Jordan for turning this into MTG, then continuing the MTG topic, yourself

Banned for still continuing to talk about MTG. And Jordan, do you really? 

Jordan L
Banned for having the name Jenkins in your bio and never mentioning Leeroy Jenkins.

 Banned cause: LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!

Banned for banning about Magic: The Gathering.

Necromas

Banned for caps lock. Also, I tap one swamps and two other and play Xathrid Necromancer (whenever a human creature you controll dies, place a 2/2 zombie creture token) 

*taps 2 Swamps and 3 other land* I cast Dread Slaver, Whenever a creature that has been dealt damage by Dread Slaver this turn dies, return them to the battlefield under my control as a black zombie in addition to its other types.  PS. Banned for not loving MTG enough!!

Banned because you didn't have chicken when you charged into a room full of dragon babies

Ruvgein

Banned for banning when I was!

Also, I play:

Banned cause I can't see it!!!  Also, card placement nullified.

diekatze

Banned because you didn't have chicken when you charged into a room full of dragon babies

Banned because [Dinok] is in my name, not only am I the Death of Shadows, I am the [Dinok se Mun]

baNNED BECAUSE YOUR BAN IS IRRELEVANT

Banned because my body is the vessel for my ancient warrior soul, meaning I could kill all of those dragon babies.

Not that I want to, I love dragons

I ban myself for not having more friends to hang out with, or having more friends period.

Banned for not going on a mission to find more buddies

Banned for assuming i don't have friends, I do, they're just in Coalhurst whilst I am in Coaldale.

I just don't get out there enough anymore.

Necromas is banned just cause.

Banned for posting twice in a row...twice!