Sheogorath because chickens
Would you rather eat fifty giant's toes (having closely inspected them all beforehand) or be chased by a weakish giant, a werewolf, an Altmer, and a troll all at the same time with no weapons on you?
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Sildoyol November 22, 2017 |
Sheogorath because chickens Would you rather eat fifty giant's toes (having closely inspected them all beforehand) or be chased by a weakish giant, a werewolf, an Altmer, and a troll all at the same time with no weapons on you? |
Sheogorath because chickens
Would you rather eat fifty giant's toes (having closely inspected them all beforehand) or be chased by a weakish giant, a werewolf, an Altmer, and a troll all at the same time with no weapons on you?
Zinrahzul November 22, 2017 |
Yikes, definitely eat the giant's toes. The other option would end with them eating MY toes...
Would you rather turn into a 4-foot tall werewolf or an 8-foot were-rabbit? |
Yikes, definitely eat the giant's toes. The other option would end with them eating MY toes...
Would you rather turn into a 4-foot tall werewolf or an 8-foot were-rabbit?
Ruvgein November 23, 2017 |
Mini werewolf. That way you can still defend yourself from the people with pitchforks. Would you rather aid Jagar Tharn (Arena) or the Underking (Daggerfall)? (More fun if you don't google it, please. :) |
ntoskrnl November 23, 2017 |
I've never played Arena nor Daggerfall, so I have no idea who those are... How about Jagar Tharn? The Underking sounds like someone who would command a secret organization or something. Would you rather constantly have Nazeem or Heimskr as a permanent follower, everywhere you go, talking nonstop? (I'm so sorry. lol) |
I've never played Arena nor Daggerfall, so I have no idea who those are...
How about Jagar Tharn? The Underking sounds like someone who would command a secret organization or something.
Would you rather constantly have Nazeem or Heimskr as a permanent follower, everywhere you go, talking nonstop?
(I'm so sorry. lol)
Kronvullok November 26, 2017 |
I choose Heimskr. I can at least handle his rambling over Nazeem's rudeness. Would you rather have all of your food laced with Frostbite Venom (you need to eat), or have an invincible and hostile Frostbite Spider follow you everywhere you go? |
finmahlaan November 29, 2017 |
I'll take the spider. At least I can have a follower engaging it or something. Or I could stuff a bag over it's head or something. Either way, I would probably eventually die if I consumed that much Frostbite Venom, so no thank you. Would you rather that a very eager Ancano or a very eager Grelod the Kind give you a lap dance? (heh, that was fun) |
I'll take the spider. At least I can have a follower engaging it or something. Or I could stuff a bag over it's head or something. Either way, I would probably eventually die if I consumed that much Frostbite Venom, so no thank you.
Would you rather that a very eager Ancano or a very eager Grelod the Kind give you a lap dance?
(heh, that was fun)
Hahdremro November 29, 2017 |
Ancano. He's snooty, but at least he's somewhat less wrinkled. Would you rather be eaten alive by a dragon or a frostbite spider? |
Ancano. He's snooty, but at least he's somewhat less wrinkled.
Would you rather be eaten alive by a dragon or a frostbite spider?
Kronvullok November 29, 2017 |
Dragon. Ends it more quickly. Would you rather only be able to talk in one language of your choice (and no other languages), or be able to read, write, and understand any language, but you're mute? |
Hahdremro November 30, 2017 |
Ruth, this is the hardest one yet for me. Having to choose between being able to sing or being able to write... I think I'd have to go with the latter. Talking is overrated anyway, and although I'd certainly miss the ability to sing, I could still express myself through my musical instruments. Would you rather have the Fire Breath Shout but it badly burns your mouth when you use it, or the Unrelenting Force Shout with proper recoil that sends you flying backward when you use it? |
Ruth, this is the hardest one yet for me. Having to choose between being able to sing or being able to write... I think I'd have to go with the latter. Talking is overrated anyway, and although I'd certainly miss the ability to sing, I could still express myself through my musical instruments.
Would you rather have the Fire Breath Shout but it badly burns your mouth when you use it, or the Unrelenting Force Shout with proper recoil that sends you flying backward when you use it?
Zinrahzul November 30, 2017 |
Haha, I'll take realistic fus ro dah because propulsion sounds more fun: Would you rather hike through Cyrodiil or Black Marsh? |
Kronvullok November 30, 2017 |
I pick Cyrodiil. This was an easy choice because Black Marsh will kill you with disease alone. Would you rather be stuck in Apocrypha, or have Sheogorath live in your mind? (both last until you die) |
Hahdremro November 30, 2017 |
That's another tough one. They both sound so appealing to me! As much as I love Sheogorath, I'd have to go with Apocrypha. As someone who already feels like he spends all his life in a library, getting stuck in Apocrypha wouldn't upset the status quo all that much. Would you rather be a beggar in Riften or in Whiterun? |
That's another tough one. They both sound so appealing to me! As much as I love Sheogorath, I'd have to go with Apocrypha. As someone who already feels like he spends all his life in a library, getting stuck in Apocrypha wouldn't upset the status quo all that much.
Would you rather be a beggar in Riften or in Whiterun?
Zinrahzul November 30, 2017 |
Wow, good question, but I choose Riften, because the presence of the Thieves Guild and their relationship with beggars means I'd probably be paid more... Would you rather be a Companion or in the Fighters Guild? |
Hahdremro December 4, 2017 |
Zinrahzul Definitely the Companions. Niin piraak lot zin. I'm the old-fashioned type who believes in the importance of honor, which is the founding principle of all those who follow in Ysgramor's footsteps. Would you rather have the ability to fly for a few hours at a time, or stay underwater all the time and be an expert swimmer? |
Zinrahzul
Wow, good question, but I choose Riften, because the presence of the Thieves Guild and their relationship with beggars means I'd probably be paid more... Would you rather be a Companion or in the Fighters Guild?
Definitely the Companions. Niin piraak lot zin. I'm the old-fashioned type who believes in the importance of honor, which is the founding principle of all those who follow in Ysgramor's footsteps.
Would you rather have the ability to fly for a few hours at a time, or stay underwater all the time and be an expert swimmer?
Kronvullok December 5, 2017 |
I pick flight. I would be able to make several of my strange dreams come true. Would you rather... Be able to enter any game? (Death causes immediate expulsion from the game) OR Be able to enter any book? (Death does the same thing as the games) (Entering either would allow you to experience and alter the world in your own way.) |
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