• IN the name of Banning, STOP RIGHT THERE! you have commited a crime against Banning, What have you say in your defence!?                  
• Banned Because the Thalmor have said so.

 

 

 

Banned for listening to the Thalmor!

Banned for forgetting about me!

Banned for thinking I did!  Welcome back!

 

No, seriously I was wondering where you were.

Banned for wondering!

Banned because Chickens are dead.

Banned because the Question Board edited my post in a way I didn't want it to!

Banned for posting on the Question Board!

Banned for disliking the Question Board!

 

Banned for accusing me of disliking the Question Board!

Banned for accusing me of disliking the Question Board!

Banned because I posted twice! Ban myself for spamming!

Banned for listening!

Tune in next time, on The Ban Game.

Itll be back, same ban time, same ban channel! (i hope you gt the reference)



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