I ban you with my ban bow for not banning anyone! Banned for 25 points of ban damage!

I use my Demonweb Banish card and ban all of your spiders!

No one seems disturbed in the least that we are all literaly covered in spiders. Baned for this. And Jordan, the Nekkie is only sold in the layers of the nine hells now. 

Banned for making me have to kill all the icky spiders with a flame wall!

I use fire cloak! All spiders are destroyed (again). Banned for making me destroy the spiders! I now cast ban demon! You are all haunted by a constantly banning demon!

But what if I told you.... that spiders from the Demonweb Pits (Literaly a layer of hell in DnD) are fireproof!

*Burnt spiders un-burn themselves*

What if I told you that I already banned your spiders with a Demonweb Banish card?

Banned for ignoring my message!
Also, I summon the Four Horsemen and wreak banning havok upon everyone but me!

I call in my Valkyries who then carry your Horsemen off to Oblivion and ban you at the same time!

Pffftttt..... Horsemen. You must mean some Doomed Legion Cavalry. And if you had read into the game, you wold know that the demonweb banish ability only starts applying in version 6. We are playing 3. Filthy casual. (JKJK) 

Banned for thinking we were doing one game in particular!

Pah! Banned for thinking you can do more than one!

Banned for thinking we can't do more than one!

I unleash my Orcish Horde on you and they deal 85 points of ban damage to all!

I summon ban elemental! You are all banned for summoning too much!