"I'm sorry, it's just I've spent my whole time here fighting vampires and bandits, I'm becoming a wee bit paranoid."

"I understand. Constantly fighting can mess with someone's head. In any case, we should press forward."

"WHAT?!" *runs to him* "Nonononononononono. Oh, Divines, no! Please tell me they didn't unlock the chest." *runs to his tent, where his most valuable things were held, and finds it safe, unlocks it, and pulls out his Dwarven Greatsword, Diinan Faazhus (Frozen Misery), and Dagger , Ahkropus Diin (Sneaky Freeze), and some food (fried Chicken Breast and such, because Gold loves chicken) and, relieved, sighs.* "Oh, thank the Divines!" *Hugging his weapons to his chest. He had a sword he stole from the Blades on when he was fighting the vampires, Nel Diin (Fast Freeze)*

(That takes the saying "stay frosty" to a whole new level)

"You sure are attached to your weapons... Also, those weapons look a bit... cold."

(God dammit kron) "You don't say?" *sarcastic comment is sarcastic*

(HAHAHAHA!!!!)

"I'm sure you would like to feel them, then?"

*evilly grins*

*Chuckles*

"They are a bit chilly, but that helps when I fight bandits that like power attacking. Or when I have a fever or something."

(My favorite enchantment is the ice.)

"Fair point. I honestly prefer paralysis enchantments to prevent them from attacking all together, or to just stick them with it and have enough time to get away to heal."

"Bandits usually have two-handed weapons, and lke to power attack, which uses stamina. Take their stamina, no power attacks."

"That is a really good strategy. I prefer the absorb enchantments. Why take it if you can't use it? But then again, soul trapping is really useful for getting the souls needed for enchanting. That's why I use bound weapons."

"OH, SH*T!" *Frantically searches the chest, and pulls out a Steel Warhammer.(It's called Scare Hammer, because of it's enchant.) "Thank the Divines again, my Scare Hammer. This'd be helpful: it scares away undead."

"... I could tell... In any case, we should press on. We need to kill whatever is at the end of this ruin."

*goes further in*

*runs back*

"I've seen the things necromancers can do, but this is far beyond simple necromancy. You must see this."

"Oh, boy."

*Gulps*

*all go in and see...*

(Someone please make something up. My mind has gone blank.)