You will need:

1 Orc   1 Dunmer

1 Altmer   2 Falmer Ears

1 Wood Elf  Water

Spices and Seasoning Skinning Knife

First Kill all of the Mer, Skin the Wood elf (they taste of, wood).

Secondly, light a fire and have a pot ready, put the water into the pot and then put the pot over te fire.

Use the knife to cut up the Elves, put in Orc, Altmer, Bosmer (wood elf), Dunmer then the Falmer ears (in that order).

Stir gently for five minutes

Add the spices and seasoning (tastes so good with Paprika)

Stir until you have a nice-looking stew.

Serve and enjoy!

Based slightly on Naksuleykdinok's Recipe for Roast Khajiit

Personally, I feel like the dominion would have a problem with this.

Kiindomoro

Personally, I feel like the dominion would have a problem with this.

No kidding, High Elves are stewed (if you hate the aldmeri dominion MAKE IT!)

I can't imagine the tribes would be too happy about it either, is this a traditional nord dish?

LotLundBild

I can't imagine the tribes would be too happy about it either, is this a traditional nord dish?

No, it's an original (kodiist) dish

You have my approval!

The Dragon-Gourmet. XD #NewTitleCreated

Yes, this is not offensive at all. Also be aware that bosmer would not care as they are cannibals.

Mulqoreyn (major killjoy)

Yes, this is not offensive at all. Also be aware that bosmer would not care as they are cannibals.

Read his name carefully