wabbajack is life someone go in to kill you turn them in to a chicken

The chainsaw 'ill split 'em in half! Then the ol' coachgun 'ill blow 'em to bits!

I enchanted a Daedric bow with Chaos Damage and Life Absorb. I call it the Day Ruiner.

I found a really nice secret about the game. Well, not really a secret, but bah.

Bound Weapons are some of the strongest weapons in the game, but naturally start off very weak. What you can do is go through and maximize Conjuring, so they get beefed up and also Soultrap eventually, so you don't have to enchant one of your bows with it. Then, beef up the tree that correlates to the weapon you typically want to use.

A full Conjuration and Archery tree tended to kill things a lot faster than many of my other bows, and I even used this trick to kill the Ebony Warrior by sneaking up on him with the Single Handed, Sneak and Conjuration all the way to make the Conjured Daggers outright brutal murdering machines.

Obviously results may vary depending on level, legendary marks, etc. 

And yes, I'm well aware you could technically do an infinite loop with smithing and enchanting, but that just takes sooooooooo long. I have no patience for that.

The dagger.  I love sneaking up to unsuspecting guards and sliting their throats.

Mwaaahaahaa!!

A knife and fork! It takes forever to kill anything, but hey, it's super fun!

I always get attched to my swords. So when i received my Blades sword I gave Lydia my old sword as a sign of respect towards her. She didn't like it.

(groaning) I am sworn to carry your burdens.     <===========<<<<  Then she took an arrow to the knee.

I hear you, Leviathan! There are many followers that are better than Lydia - ones that are more willing to help you.

My favorite wepon is by far the dawnbreaker,

Because it looks so glorious or because it explodes undead?

I don't blame you.  The housecarl from Solitude (I forgot her name) is much better.